- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Type 2 diabetics

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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