- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Hi my name is Jim

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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