in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Women's rights.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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