Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

a man walks into horse bar

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

A jew go out of a bar

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

i cant think of one.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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