Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Cancer.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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