Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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