Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Iggy Azalea

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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You.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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poop

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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