Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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why?

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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