- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

A black guy with his family.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Women.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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