What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

asian, do math

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Women's Rights.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Woman's rights

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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