Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Type 2 diabetics

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Watch your lips.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Matt Damon

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

twilight

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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