Women's Rights.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Justin Beiber

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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I like pom

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Dancing Potatoe!

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hi michael

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