What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Matt Damon

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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I am on a escalator.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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