Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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