Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Chicken

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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black people

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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I enjoy anal.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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