What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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