What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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