Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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