Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What is a question?

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Farts smell bad!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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