If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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women's rights.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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asian, do math

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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