What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

A new restaurant KKKcake

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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