A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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I'm banging your sister.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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