- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Smart Blondes

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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