- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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