Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Anti Joke

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