Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Dani barton= lovely

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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