- Anti Joke

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"