How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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