- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Farts smell bad!

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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