So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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This is not a joke.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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