- Anti Joke

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26