Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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W.N.B.A.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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