What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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The 13th Amendment...

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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