- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

how did little johnny die? i killed him

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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