What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Punch line.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Poop

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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