Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

:O + :P = 69

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Doorbell salesman.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Smart Blondes

what happens during a climax apples

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Women's football

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Type 2 diabetics

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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