- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

1+1 =? Too

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

women's rights.

The penn state football administration

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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