Stop being a centipede

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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women playing football?

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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