kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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who farted your mother

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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If you are my friend like it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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