A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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