What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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