What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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