Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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