- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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