- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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