- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Comedy.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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