How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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