Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Toaster

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Black People.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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This is not a joke.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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