- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Please spell dyslexia.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Toaster

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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