what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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