- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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