- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the fish say? Moo

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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