- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Farts smell bad!

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

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