Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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#scabbers

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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I enjoy anal.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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