So a black man hails a taxi...

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Bloody kids ...

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