So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Black People.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Blind people can't read this.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Hi

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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This one sucks!

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Dubstep < Music

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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