- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Penis.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Type 2 diabetics

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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