womens rights to vote

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Vagina ass.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Yo daddy!

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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