How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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