What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Murder me once, shame on you.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Anti Joke

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