- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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