knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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