- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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