- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

A Jew walks into a Furness

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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