Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Blind people can't read this.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Laugh.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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