What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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