- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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