- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Farts smell bad!

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

1+1 =? Too

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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