- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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