- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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