- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What does A duck smoke? Quack

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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