What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Women's Rights.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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