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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Good boy

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

God bless America, and no where else.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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