- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What's 9+10=? 19

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

So. The gays. ...

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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