- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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