I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Gadaffi

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Anti Joke

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