Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What is long and black The unemployment line

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

hey

Garry Glitters on here

fack me!

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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