- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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