i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Comedy.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Guess what? No.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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