Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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