Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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